Kindlus, koid ja kalarasv. A castle, some moths and fish grease.

Ma pole vist elades varem niimoodi unes töinanud. See oli kohutav, kohutav ma ütlen - kõik kohad koisid täis. Kotid, padjad, kapp, riiulid, kõik mu kindad, isegi need silmade, lillede ja päevakoerte ja maasikatega! Mul oli niiisugune kahjatsus peal et oi-oi-oi. Ja nad olid hiigelsuured, ja neil olid kübarad peas. Sel hetkel sain aru et see on uni, ja ilmselt filmi Howli Liikuv Kindlus mõjudega. Aga siiski..... mul oli hing kinni ja ma vehkisin unes tulekustutiga, kuigi ma ei tea kas see koide puhul aitab. Ja siis sõid nad selle imearmsa ja iseloomuga filmi-kindluse ka ära, isegi võlujõud ei aidanud. Ning kui...oi, ma ei suuda. Kui...nad olid villaste ja puidust asjadega lõpetanud, asusid nad närima minu aknalaudu ja ruloosid, kaktusepotti ja seda kristallist kaussi, mis tegelikult pole juba ammuilma küpsisekauss. Ma jooksin koridori, haarasin kassi sülle ja ronisin ülerõivaste kappi. Need kuradi koid, uhh! Siia nad juba sisse ei saa, mul on mullikile. Kassi nad igatahes ära ei söö.
I think I have never in my life cried so much in my sleep. It was terrible, just terrible - moths everywhere! Bags, closets, shelves, ALL my mittens, even the ones with eyes, flowers and caterpillars on top of them. And those things were gigantic, and they wore top hats.... At that moment I realized it was a dream, and most likely with influences from the animation Howls moving castle, that I had watched recently. But still....I was breathless and waving around a fire extinguisher without knowing if it would be of any use when it comes to gigantic top-hat moths. And then....they ate that cute movie-castle that had so much character and expression (I wish I had a house with personality), even magic did not help. And when....No I CANNOT! When they were finished with woolen and wooden things they started chewing on my window sill and roll-up curtains, the flower pot and a christal bowl that has not been a cookie bowl for a very long time....I ran into the hall, grabbed the cat and hid myself in the cloak closet. Those goddamn moths! Well, they won´t get in here, I have a pile of...bubble wrap. They won´t get the cat!
Aga kui te filmist ka kuulda tahate, peate küll ootama. Ma loodan selle põdra, jänese ja ahviga pildi saada lähemal ajal, ehk läheb mu tuju siis paremaks. Ja siis võibolla....võibolla....
But if it is the movie you want to hear more about now, you shall have to wait. I am hoping to receive that picture with a moose, a monkey and a rabbit some time soon, I am betting on it to make me feel better. and then maybe, maybe....
Ahso jaa, kalarasvast pidi ka juttu tulema...nojah, vaata, see oli juba siis kui ma üles tõusin. Lähen kohvi tegema ja pidin seinast kinni haarama, terve koridor oli mingit jäledat lima täis. Siis ma mõtlesin et äkki on ikka selle filmi mõjutustega uni, et Howl....aga ei saanud olla, sest mu aju nõudis väga reaalselt kohvi. Siis ma sain aru mis see oli. See oli merilutsu liga, selline rasvane ja jäle. Aga kass jumaldab seda jälkust ja talle meeldib seda mööda korterit ringi vedada. Öäkk. Ma eelistaks iga kell rohelisi mullikesi väljaajavat võlurit.
Oh yeah, I had to mention fish grease too. Well that was when I had woken up, and went to make coffee; I noticed the whole hallway w
as covered in some shmuck. I though, no wait, maybe I am still dreaming, it sort of reminded me a certain scene in the movie again, but... that couldnt be, cause I know when my brain wants real coffee real fast. Then I realized it was sea cod slime. My cat loves that horrific thing, he likes to chase it down the hall. I would prefer a bubbling wizard though, that fish stuff is disgusting.

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