Mul on needus!!!! I have a Curse!!!!

Mul pidi hing kinni jääma, kui töö juures Rahva raamatu lehel nägin, et neil ON. Üks on. Ma palusin neid südamest, et nad seda päeva jooksul ära ei müüks ning õhtul läksin ja VÕTSIN ta omale.
Ohh, milline õndsus. Musumäel mängis orkester ja mina võtsin oma hinnalise kandamiga marsisammu sisse, ja paraadlesin Raekoja platsi, kus veel see rõõm mulle kirsina raamatu peal sülle sadas, et kuulsin oma lemmiklõõtsutajat - Juhan Uppinit - mängimas meremeeste laulu, mis The Curse of Lono looga kummaliselt hästi klappis (seal lähevad mehed orkaani eel merele purjus kapteniga, kes peaaegu üle parda lendab).
I have the Curse of Lono, the only one that was sent here after 3 years´ time gap. I am sky high. The shop made an exception for me, after i begged them not to sell the book to anyone before I can go to the shop myself. They did not know why I wanted it this much, but they were happy a true fan had a chance to claim it. As I left the shop there was a marching band playing (NO, REALLY! THERE WAS!!!) and I matched my pace cause I felt like having a personal parade. And then when it rains it pours (and it did rain, actually, but someone just gave me a rain coat out of the blue), and I got another happy surprise when my favorite accordeon player was performing on the Town Hall square.
Lihtsate asjadega koos on mul alati kummalised kokkusattumused ja topeltjuhused. Ma aimasin paar päeva tagasi, et varsti ta TULEB.
I had a hunch a couple of days ago that it will BE THERE. And why is it, that there are weird, gonzo coincidences involved with every simple matter I come across, that turn one singular event into a sharade of stories?
P.S. Raamat on sama suur kui mu kass! Ja te teate juba, et mul on Tallinna suurim kass, eksju?
P.S: the book is as big as my cat, and I have like one of the hugest cats in town.